Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Pani pila, pila ke marenge

On the occasion of holi, Prof. Jagdish Sukhi, Ladder of the Opposition, convened a meeting of his party's Maal Lene Ayaa (MLA) members in his chamber and chalked out a strategy to trap leila dikshit . He then invited her for a meal and after feeding her mirchi kaa saalan, hot and sour soup and hari mirch ke pakore with hot tea, refused to serve her water on grounds that the taps in his house had been dry for a month.

Later, he exclusively told this reporter that he wanted to tell leila what it was to stay without water. "I wanted to put herself in the shoes of my constituents who have not eaten a single green chilly in the last one month. Can you imagine anything worse than that?" he asked passionately.

Prof. Sukhi said lakhs of people living in unauthorised colonies were compelled to drink liquor as the Delhi Government, despite its repeated statements that it would 'regularize unauthorized water' without any terms or conditions, had failed to do anything about it.

Goons of WATCOMs are supplying booze bottles and false cases have been fabricated against consumers who have been drinking water. "In a case from my constituency Janakpuri block Y, one poor bloke was booked for drinking soda without any additives," Sukhi said.

"Due to fast meters, consumers are compelled to pay the aroused bills of electric-shitty. The BJP will take the Government with stern hands," he said. Despite our repeated attempts, Stern was unavailable for comment.

Prof. Sukhi said there was hue and cry on the issue all over Delhi. Hue was crying and available for comment but we did not take his comments.

Fundas to save water
Drink beer and not water
Use Morarji's tricks- don't waste
Don't shave or bathe
Make a bath harvesting policy
Five people to bathe together

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