Author: Pee kay pagal Date: 21 Mar 2008
The government has decided to replicate the fragrance of our public toilets and spread it in the whole city before the Commonwealth Games.
Not only Indians, but all the guests from different countries will feel proud in smelling this familiar fragrance which eludes them in their own toilets back home. Experts say the fragrance will help in getting rid of mosquitoes and make the city disease-free.
According to sources, this is a better option than trying to keep the public toilets clean, which is impossible anyways. The government will put all its sandaas resources to spread the fragrance in the city, which it may even commercialise and bottle for sales abroad.
The Health Minister of Delhi has already given his nod to the proposal."Like Basmati and Haldi, the smell is indigenous and our city has a copy right on it. It will be the best gift to people coming from abroad during the commonwealth games. We have all plans to patent it," said state Health Minister Joga Nand Shashtri
Officials also said that the problem of making Sulabh Shauchalayas in the city would be sorted out and a lot of public money would be saved. Joga added that during the Commonwealth games, freedom would be the keyword and people would be able to ‘do it’ anywhere in the city.
"We know this is happening now also but some walls have useless slogans like'dekho, gadha p….. kar raha hai' This hurts the sentiments of many gentlemen. No such inhibitions will exist during the Games," the official added.
In order to follow the rules and learn the value of time, the Education Minister of Delhi, Lavinder Singh Babli has asked the schools to include this 5000-year-old art of making fragrance in their syllabus.
"Students should be taught that finding a toilet is a waste of time. Instead they should just chill in this fragrant city and attend the call of nature anywhere," Babli added.
Holi ki Masti — with love from team mid day
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